**MEDICAL FOLLOW-UP: COAT MAINTENANCE & THE "CARWASH"** **CLASSIFICATION:** GENERAL MEDICAL **DATE:** September 10, 2026 **SUBJECT:** Specialist "Wulfsige" (A-993-W) **ATTENDING:** Dr. Arin Yilmaz (Bio-Engineering) *** ### **I. THE NOTIFICATION** I called Specialist Wulfsige in for a consult immediately following Specialist Luca’s panic attack regarding his hair loss. I informed Wulfsige that Luca believed he was suffering from genetic necrosis. **Subject Reaction:** Wulfsige stared at me for a moment, then leaned back in the chair and let out a deep, chest-rattling laugh. * **Quote:** *"He said what?! That he was melting? Oh god... the poor kid. I forgot he doesn't know. He's never had to deal with a winter coat before. I mean I personally haven't either, as a shedder, anyway. It'll be interesting"* ### **II. ASSESSMENT OF WULFSIGE** I asked Wulfsige if he was experiencing similar shedding. * **Status:** Negative. Wulfsige denied any current issues, though he admitted he knows what "blowing a coat" entails. * **The Concern:** His amusement faded quickly into pragmatism. *"I haven't started yet, but if Luca is going, I'm next. And honestly, Doc? I didn't think about the logistics until just now. If we both blow our coats in the barracks... the air filters are going to clog in a day. It’s going to be a snowstorm in there. We need a way to manage this before Facilities tries to evict us."* ### **III. THE ENGINEERING SOLUTION** We presented the schematic for the proposed **"High-Velocity Aerodynamic Dryer"**—essentially a walk-in wind tunnel with 360-degree air jets designed to blast loose undercoat out of the fur, to be used post-shower. **Subject Reaction:** Wulfsige studied the blueprints and smirked. * **Quote:** *"So... you built us a canine carwash. Do I get a wax option with the undercarriage spray?"* * **Approval:** Despite the joke, he approved the design. *"If it works, build it. We'll use it every shift. Just make sure the drain is industrial grade."* ### **IV. THE "PRIVATE" GROOMING REQUEST** Before leaving, Wulfsige made a specific requisition request regarding Luca’s care. * **Item:** Heavy-duty Undercoat Rakes (Professional Grooming Standard). * **Rationale:** He declined the offer of medical staff assisting with the brushing. * **Quote:** *"No. Don't send a nurse in there with a brush. Luca is already embarrassed. He feels like a freak. If I do it, it's just pack maintenance. It's normal. I'll help him with the matting and teach him how to do it. I think it’s easier when it’s just us talking, as these are problems directly related to us. Its will almost be like teaching him how to shave. except... different."* ### **V. CONCLUSION** Wulfsige has taken ownership of the hygiene protocol. He views the shedding not as a medical issue, but as a mentorship opportunity. * **Plan:** The "Carwash" installation begins tomorrow in the Specialist Shower Block. Wulfsige has been issued the grooming tools. **End of Report.**